Ah Beng's Story...
Ah Beng - NEW STUFF ********************
Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College . Friend: Really, what is he studying. Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
===================================================== Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
===================================================== Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
===================================================== Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
===================================================== Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
===================================================== How do you recognize Ah Beng in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Ah Beng : Why are all these people running? Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!' Servant: 'It's already raining.' Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
===================================================== A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
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11:40 PM
Sunday, July 27, 2008
twins sg???
recently i guess most of u all had heard of tis group call by2... sg twins xmm... hahah... anyway juz wanna share a song by them which i tink so far onli 1 tat i like...
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10:19 AM
Friday, July 18, 2008
snake game....
i guess some of u out there nv seen smt like tat ba... =)
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8:52 PM
Monday, July 14, 2008
care n share.... SIC...
hahhaa... i guess if my blog juz plainly write abt my everyday life guess all the readers will get bored man... hahaha... so i guess most of the time i will share interestin things or rather videos most of the time tat i had come across to mayb brighten up ur day? hahaha... sayin abt videos i got 1 to share for today... =)
INDIA's ATM
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6:46 PM
Sunday, July 13, 2008
how i wish...
i m like him gone ard the places in the world... sometimes its gd tat u can go outside of where u r n get to c wats on outside the world of urs... touch it feel it see it...
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7:11 PM
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
vid vid vid...
can u believe it is the same person singin the whole song... so far tis is the best tat i heard from her... =)
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9:46 PM
Monday, July 07, 2008
happy bday....
to u.... ah di... today i guess will b the last bday celebratin for u le ba... feelings r mixed... juz hope tat ur journey in another world will b safe... n always keep a watch over us k? miss u bro... as always... lastly tis song is goin out to u oso...
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9:23 PM
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
IMPERIAL MARCH???
hahah... saw tis online... quite cute... starwars theme - imperial march by the guys themselves... LEGO style... enjoy....
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7:05 PM
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